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Rev. Randall Balmer to Colbert: Church That Defines Itself By What It Opposes Is Not Gospel-Centered

Colbert’s best line is the punchline to his comparison of the Roman Catholics and Episcopalians to the National and American baseball leagues.  It takes a while, but it’s worth the wait.

And Randall Balmer knocks this one out of the park.

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Big Snowstorm Almost Done with Colorado

About 2 feet fell in the Denver Metro area, about 4 feet dropped on the foothills to the west of the city.   I-70 is closed from Aurora to Kansas, and I-76 is closed from Brighton to Nebraska, as this eastern-moving storm adopts blizzard-like qualities while it blankets the Eastern Plains.

Temps are projected to be in the cold 40’s beginning tomorrow, then warming to the low 50’s over the weekend.  Snow normally melts quickly here, but is likely to hang around a while, given how much snow fell in this storm.

Here’s one guy who really enjoyed the past two days:

Powers and Principalities Still Working to Crush the Poor and the Gospel

God’s mercy is for those who fear him from generation to generation.

He has shown strength with his arm; he has scattered the proud in the thoughts of their hearts. He has brought down the powerful from their thrones,and lifted up the lowly; he has filled the hungry with good things,  and sent the rich away empty.  –Luke 1:50-53

And the rich are not happy about this at all.  In fact, they’re working very hard to make sure that it’s the poor who are sent away empty.  We’ll have to see who’s got more clout in this struggle; I’m siding  with the power whose best spokespersons never had to worry about on-camera makeup to go on cable tv.   I think they’re the ones who continue to speak with a more enduring authority.

Here’s a Brave New Films clip on how the high and mighty are conspiring to –as a starting point–crush ACORN and its public advocacy and empowerment of those in poverty .

When You Swap Sullenberger for Lieberman

Bishop John Shelby Spong: A Manifesto! The Time Has Come!

A Manifesto! The Time Has Come!

Thursday October 15, 2009

I have made a decision. I will no longer debate the issue of homosexuality in the church with anyone. I will no longer engage the biblical ignorance that emanates from so many right-wing Christians about how the Bible condemns homosexuality, as if that point of view still has any credibility. I will no longer discuss with them or listen to them tell me how homosexuality is “an abomination to God,” about how homosexuality is a “chosen lifestyle,” or about how through prayer and “spiritual counseling” homosexual persons can be “cured.” Those arguments are no longer worthy of my time or energy. I will no longer dignify by listening to the thoughts of those who advocate “reparative therapy,” as if homosexual persons are somehow broken and need to be repaired. I will no longer talk to those who believe that the unity of the church can or should be achieved by rejecting the presence of, or at least at the expense of, gay and lesbian people. I will no longer take the time to refute the unlearned and undocumentable claims of certain world religious leaders who call homosexuality “deviant.” I will no longer listen to that pious sentimentality that certain Christian leaders continue to employ, which suggests some version of that strange and overtly dishonest phrase that “we love the sinner but hate the sin.” That statement is, I have concluded, nothing more than a self-serving lie designed to cover the fact that these people hate homosexual persons and fear homosexuality itself, but somehow know that hatred is incompatible with the Christ they claim to profess, so they adopt this face-saving and absolutely false statement. I will no longer temper my understanding of truth in order to pretend that I have even a tiny smidgen of respect for the appalling negativity that continues to emanate from religious circles where the church has for centuries conveniently perfumed its ongoing prejudices against blacks, Jews, women and homosexual persons with what it assumes is “high-sounding, pious rhetoric.” The day for that mentality has quite simply come to an end for me. I will personally neither tolerate it nor listen to it any longer. The world has moved on, leaving these elements of the Christian Church that cannot adjust to new knowledge or a new consciousness lost in a sea of their own irrelevance. They no longer talk to anyone but themselves. I will no longer seek to slow down the witness to inclusiveness by pretending that there is some middle ground between prejudice and oppression. There isn’t. Justice postponed is justice denied. That can be a resting place no longer for anyone. An old civil rights song proclaimed that the only choice awaiting those who cannot adjust to a new understanding was to “Roll on over or we’ll roll on over you!” Time waits for no one.

I will particularly ignore those members of my own Episcopal Church who seek to break away from this body to form a “new church,” claiming that this new and bigoted instrument alone now represents the Anglican Communion. Such a new ecclesiastical body is designed to allow these pathetic human beings, who are so deeply locked into a world that no longer exists, to form a community in which they can continue to hate gay people, distort gay people with their hopeless rhetoric and to be part of a religious fellowship in which they can continue to feel justified in their homophobic prejudices for the rest of their tortured lives. Church unity can never be a virtue that is preserved by allowing injustice, oppression and psychological tyranny to go unchallenged.

In my personal life, I will no longer listen to televised debates conducted by “fair-minded” channels that seek to give “both sides” of this issue “equal time.” I am aware that these stations no longer give equal time to the advocates of treating women as if they are the property of men or to the advocates of reinstating either segregation or slavery, despite the fact that when these evil institutions were coming to an end the Bible was still being quoted frequently on each of these subjects. It is time for the media to announce that there are no longer two sides to the issue of full humanity for gay and lesbian people. There is no way that justice for homosexual people can be compromised any longer.

I will no longer act as if the Papal office is to be respected if the present occupant of that office is either not willing or not able to inform and educate himself on public issues on which he dares to speak with embarrassing ineptitude. I will no longer be respectful of the leadership of the Archbishop of Canterbury, who seems to believe that rude behavior, intolerance and even killing prejudice is somehow acceptable, so long as it comes from third-world religious leaders, who more than anything else reveal in themselves the price that colonial oppression has required of the minds and hearts of so many of our world’s population. I see no way that ignorance and truth can be placed side by side, nor do I believe that evil is somehow less evil if the Bible is quoted to justify it. I will dismiss as unworthy of any more of my attention the wild, false and uninformed opinions of such would-be religious leaders as Pat Robertson, James Dobson, Jerry Falwell, Jimmy Swaggart, Albert Mohler, and Robert Duncan. My country and my church have both already spent too much time, energy and money trying to accommodate these backward points of view when they are no longer even tolerable.

I make these statements because it is time to move on. The battle is over. The victory has been won. There is no reasonable doubt as to what the final outcome of this struggle will be. Homosexual people will be accepted as equal, full human beings, who have a legitimate claim on every right that both church and society have to offer any of us. Homosexual marriages will become legal, recognized by the state and pronounced holy by the church. “Don’t ask, don’t tell” will be dismantled as the policy of our armed forces. We will and we must learn that equality of citizenship is not something that should ever be submitted to a referendum. Equality under and before the law is a solemn promise conveyed to all our citizens in the Constitution itself. Can any of us imagine having a public referendum on whether slavery should continue, whether segregation should be dismantled, whether voting privileges should be offered to women? The time has come for politicians to stop hiding behind unjust laws that they themselves helped to enact, and to abandon that convenient shield of demanding a vote on the rights of full citizenship because they do not understand the difference between a constitutional democracy, which this nation has, and a “mobocracy,” which this nation rejected when it adopted its constitution. We do not put the civil rights of a minority to the vote of a plebiscite.

I will also no longer act as if I need a majority vote of some ecclesiastical body in order to bless, ordain, recognize and celebrate the lives and gifts of gay and lesbian people in the life of the church. No one should ever again be forced to submit the privilege of citizenship in this nation or membership in the Christian Church to the will of a majority vote.

The battle in both our culture and our church to rid our souls of this dying prejudice is finished. A new consciousness has arisen. A decision has quite clearly been made. Inequality for gay and lesbian people is no longer a debatable issue in either church or state. Therefore, I will from this moment on refuse to dignify the continued public expression of ignorant prejudice by engaging it. I do not tolerate racism or sexism any longer. From this moment on, I will no longer tolerate our culture’s various forms of homophobia. I do not care who it is who articulates these attitudes or who tries to make them sound holy with religious jargon.

I have been part of this debate for years, but things do get settled and this issue is now settled for me. I do not debate any longer with members of the “Flat Earth Society” either. I do not debate with people who think we should treat epilepsy by casting demons out of the epileptic person; I do not waste time engaging those medical opinions that suggest that bleeding the patient might release the infection. I do not converse with people who think that Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans as punishment for the sin of being the birthplace of Ellen DeGeneres or that the terrorists hit the United Sates on 9/11 because we tolerated homosexual people, abortions, feminism or the American Civil Liberties Union. I am tired of being embarrassed by so much of my church’s participation in causes that are quite unworthy of the Christ I serve or the God whose mystery and wonder I appreciate more each day. Indeed I feel the Christian Church should not only apologize, but do public penance for the way we have treated people of color, women, adherents of other religions and those we designated heretics, as well as gay and lesbian people.

Life moves on. As the poet James Russell Lowell once put it more than a century ago: “New occasions teach new duties, Time makes ancient good uncouth.” I am ready now to claim the victory. I will from now on assume it and live into it. I am unwilling to argue about it or to discuss it as if there are two equally valid, competing positions any longer. The day for that mentality has simply gone forever.

This is my manifesto and my creed. I proclaim it today. I invite others to join me in this public declaration. I believe that such a public outpouring will help cleanse both the church and this nation of its own distorting past. It will restore integrity and honor to both church and state. It will signal that a new day has dawned and we are ready not just to embrace it, but also to rejoice in it and to celebrate it.

– John Shelby Spong

www.johnshelbyspong.com

Billionaires for Wealthcare Crash AHIP Event, Sing Public Option Broadway Showtune

h/t Sam Stein, HuffPo:

The musical was written and performed by Billionaires for Wealthcare, a grassroots network of health insurance CEOs, HMO lobbyists, talk-show hosts, and others profiting off of our broken health care system. A group official writes to say: “We’ll do whatever it takes to ensure another decade where your pain is our gain. After all, when it comes to health insurance, if we ain’t broke, why fix it?”

Read more at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/23/ahip-pollster-interrupted_n_331559.html

6-0 Broncos Force Utterance of Hardest 3 Words to Say

Denver Broncos kick returner Eddie Royal out runs San Diego Chargers' Kris Wilson while returning a kick-off 93-yards for a touchdown. Photograph: Denis Poroy/AP

I was wrong.

At water coolers throughout the Rockies, and beyond, expect all sorts of folks to include these three words in the discussion of last night’s thrilling victory over division-rival San Diego.

I was wrong.

Also included in the joyous game recap amongst Denver Bronco orange-bloods will be thoughts and phrases that seemed far too incredible  to consider back in August.

“Orton is a Pro Bowl-caliber quarterback.”

“Josh McDaniels really knows what he’s doing.”

“Boy, I guess Pat Bowlen was smart to fire Mike Shanahan.”

“We’re going to win the AFC West.”

“Ya gotta love Brandon Marshall.”

“That defense reminds me a lot of the Orange Crush.”

That last one would have seemed so hallucinatory at the dawn of the season.  The Broncos over the past few years have been known more for ‘efense–no D on those teams.  Opponents merely had to avoid throwing the ball in the direction of Champ Bailey (nicknamed “Waterloo” by Tony Romo fans), and teams like the Chargers could slice and dice their way up and down the field at will.

Not anymore.  Give credit to San Diego.  The team knew its season was on the line last night, and for the first half the Chargers played like the high-octane team that many expected to reach the Super Bowl.  But the reality of their dysfunctional organization set in during the second half.  So also did the reality of Denver’s surprisingly cohesive organization, reflected in the Broncos’ unrelenting play in all three phases of the game.  They won with special teams, defense and offense, in that order.  Their next victory probably shuffles that order, based on the different ways they’ve won these first six games.  And that is the mark of a good, solid football team, this ability to find different ways to win football games.

While there is much wailing and gnashing of teeth in Washington, Tampa, Nashville, Seattle, St. Louis, Kansas City, Oakland and, yes, Dallas–the sun came out a little brighter today in Denver.  Folks might notice the air got even a little thinner after last night.  The Broncos are 6-0, baby!   And their season has been such a delight in its unfolding that people across Bronco Nation and beyond; plumbers, daycare workers, executives, bus drivers, homemakers, sportswriters, policemen and pundits– people from all walks of life have an extra spring in their step today, and the great surprise and wonder created by this unbeaten Bronco team has everyone tossing out those difficult three words as if they were changing their choices in an ice cream shop.  “I was wrong.  Give me the chocolate-strawberry cheesecake-lollopalooza instead.”

I was wrong.

In Bronco Country, these three words never sounded so good.

Satire or Prophecy?

From The Onion:

MILWAUKEE—In an emergency effort to boost the dwindling number of Roman Catholic priests in the United States, the Vatican contracted with a nationwide staffing firm last week to hire thousands of temporary employees to provide liturgical services and administer holy sacraments in its American churches.

Following a background check, all newly ordained temps must take a vow of punctuality.

“The reduced number of active diocesan clergy has forced us to take unprecedented measures to stop parishes from closing,” Pope Benedict XVI explained in a decree issued Saturday by the Vatican. “That is why, for the first time in two millennia, we’re allowing pretty much anyone who is willing to show up at 9 a.m. and work for slightly more than minimum wage to act as a Vessel of Christ.”