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Entries from May 2009

SPAM-ku Saturday Nite

May 30, 2009 · 2 Comments

A SPAM-ku Psalm:

The Lord is my swine-

herd; I shall not want. He forms

me to fit in tins.

He makes a green fringe

About my rind. He packs me

In the spring waters.

He synthesizes

My flavor; He scrapes me from

The slaughterhouse floor.

Yea, though I trot towards

The abattoir, I will fear

no disembowelment.

For Thou standest o’er

Me; Thy cudgel and Thy knife

They do dispatch me.

Thou preparest a

Dish of me in the presence

Of my predators.

Thou anointest my

Slices with mayonnaise; my

Grease runneth over.

Surely parsley and

Cloves will garnish me all the

Days of my shelflife.

And I will dwell in

Plaque-encrusted arteries

Forever. Amen.         by Martin H. Booda

Categories: Humor · Poetry
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Adios, Nuggets, and Thanks

May 30, 2009 · 2 Comments

Denver Post photo

Denver Post photo

I saw this one coming in the middle of the first quarter.  Denver was running on fumes; they were a spent basketball team.

I’ll let others do the post-mortem dissection of what went wrong for the Nuggets.  There was much that went right for this team, and while you just never know about such things, one hopes that this set a foundation for the team’s play next season.

The Lakers may be the most talented team in the NBA this season, but Denver pushed them to the breaking point in game 4.  After the Nuggets’ punishing game 4 victory, the Lakers were forced to regroup and focus on the team aspect of their play.  As much as I dislike giving any sort of credit to Kobe, he was the difference-maker in the way he gave up the mantle of Mr. Do-It-All to recharge the Lakers’ inside game.  He deliberately made himself the decoy, then passed the ball when it seemed inevitable he would try yet another fantastic shot.  I hate to say it, but Kobe showed the mark of a truly great team leader in this series, especially in games 5 and 6.

Carmello grew up quite a bit in these playoffs.  The Birdman’s emergence was the great joy of the Nuggets’ playoff run, alongside the solid play of Nene, who just last season was diagnosed and treated for testicular cancer.

Chauncey Billups was Denver’s MVP this season.  His addition brought a character and determination to this team that previously had been missing in action.

Now George Karl can get his shoulder scanned and scoped, hang out in some tropical location with a few cool ones at the ready, and decompress from this amazing ride that was the 2008-2009 Nuggets’ season.  A lot of folks climbed on for the ride this year, and next fall the prediction is that Denver’s rabid sports fans will find more optimism in the Nuggets than they will in the Broncos.

Thanks, Nuggets, for an enjoyable and admirable playoff run.  Y’all done good.

Categories: NBA Basketball · Sports
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It Wasn’t Just A Few Bad Apples at Abu Ghraib–It Was A Systemic Plan For Torture

May 30, 2009 · Leave a Comment

From the UK’s Guardian, May 8, 2004:

The sexual humiliation of Iraqi prisoners at Abu Ghraib prison was not an invention of maverick guards, but part of a system of ill-treatment and degradation used by special forces soldiers that is now being disseminated among ordinary troops and contractors who do not know what they are doing, according to British military sources.

The techniques devised in the system, called R2I – resistance to interrogation – match the crude exploitation and abuse of prisoners at the Abu Ghraib jail in Baghdad.

One former British special forces officer who returned last week from Iraq, said: “It was clear from discussions with US private contractors in Iraq that the prison guards were using R2I techniques, but they didn’t know what they were doing.”

He said British and US military intelligence soldiers were trained in these techniques, which were taught at the joint services interrogation centre in Ashford, Kent, now transferred to the former US base at Chicksands.

Using sexual jibes and degradation, along with stripping naked, is one of the methods taught on both sides of the Atlantic under the slogan “prolong the shock of capture”, he said.

Female guards were used to taunt male prisoners sexually and at British training sessions when female candidates were undergoing resistance training they would be subject to lesbian jibes.

“Most people just laugh that off during mock training exercises, but the whole experience is horrible. Two of my colleagues couldn’t cope with the training at the time. One walked out saying ‘I’ve had enough’, and the other had a breakdown. It’s exceedingly disturbing,” said the former Special Boat Squadron officer, who asked that his identity be withheld for security reasons.

Clip and save for the next time you find yourself in conversation with someone who asks the exceedingly lame rhetorical question, “Why do they hate us so much?”

Categories: Iraq · Torture · U.S. War on Terror
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Friday Nite Music: Rush, “Xanadu”

May 29, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Rush in concert back in the late 70’s the 80’s was a premium live concert experience.   They were one of the very few bands that actually figured out how to do arena sound; I remember sitting in some acoustically questionable venues in seats that were less than premium, yet despite the cavernous concrete setting, Rush’s live shows were mixed so adeptly that it sounded like you were in a concert hall with better than album-quality sound.  When the lights dimmed, countless little lights flickered throughout the audience, followed by tiny, glowing, little orange dots, followed by the tell-tale smell of weed.  It was so much better than sitting at home with the headphones on and making bubbles in the funny plastic smoking device.   Their live sound enveloped you, and Neil Peart’s percussion would penetrate your clothes and go past your skin, tingling as it went for some deeper place.  Alex Lifeson and Geddy Lee would bring together a richness of sound through their creative versatility, playing multiple instruments during songs in ways that made you forget  it was just 3 Canadian guys up there performing this music which you couldn’t just call rock, or even art rock.  It was more; this was music that took you places; the pungent, smoky aroma filling the arena was, in a way, the exhaust fumes from the magic carpet ride most of us took when we went to a Rush concert.

By the time they got around to playing Xanadu in their live set, we were all pretty happy campers, having been taken from some humongous arena to a fantastic, fantasy place.  Rush remains one of the bands I’ve most enjoyed seeing in concert, because it wasn’t just a concert, it was an experience.  An awesome experience.

Categories: Music · Rock
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This Is The New, Improved Iraq?

May 29, 2009 · Leave a Comment

From the U.K.’s Independent

Iraq plans to arrest 1,000 officials for corruption after a scandal which has forced the resignation of the Trade Minister and is threatening the food supply of millions of Iraqis.

Corruption at the Trade Ministry is an important issue in Iraq because the ministry is in charge of the food rationing system on which 60 per cent of Iraqis depend. Officials at the ministry, which spends billions of dollars buying rice, sugar, flour and other items, are notorious among Iraqis for importing food that is unfit for human consumption, for which they charge the state the full international price.

The scandal first erupted in April when police, entering the Trade Ministry in Baghdad to arrest 10 senior officials accused of corruption and embezzlement, were greeted with gunfire by the ministry’s own guards. The shoot-out allowed several officials, including two brothers of the Trade Minister, Abdul Falah al-Sudany, time to escape out the back gate.

Is this what all the blood and treasure has purchased?

Categories: Iraq
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“This Tumbleweed Life” Seeks Additional Blogger

May 29, 2009 · Leave a Comment

With now over several dozen regular readers, “This Tumbleweed Life” is seeking another blogger to contribute content that will reflect this blog’s increasingly diverse readership.  I started this blog as a way to share the perspectives of a parish pastor addicted to theology, sports, humor and politics–with these addictions often driving the prominence of any one category.  Now it’s time to broaden the picture a bit.  So I’m looking for someone who can climb on board and begin rounding out the social-cultural perspective with a distinct style and voice.

The additional blogger will receive bio space on “About This Tumbleweed,” a unique gravatar, and considerable opportunity to post content on this site.  I will continue to serve as managing editor, but I am inclined to offer free rein to this contributor as long as the content doesn’t veer into devil-worship or porn, or Rush Limbaugh-inspired wingnut gibberish .  Profanity, inasmuch as it contributes to the relevance of a proposed point or punchline, is acceptable.

Summer is at hand, and I am going to be out of pocket for a chunk of it.  If Tumbleweed is to continue its growing journey as a site to offer regular and fresh perspectives on life, then it’s time someone else climbed aboard.

All interested prospective bloggers can email me at this address, type-adjusted against spammers:  hornbronco at gmail dot com.

I would like the new blogger to debut by mid-June, at the latest.    I expect the unexpected.  Let’s see what happens.

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Political Talk Show Host Suddenly Very Interested In Manslaughter Law Loopholes

May 28, 2009 · 1 Comment

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Categories: Humor · Satire

Former Interrogator Shoots Down Cheney Logic

May 27, 2009 · 2 Comments

But he didn’t shoot him in the face.

Categories: Dick Cheney · Iraq · Torture · War on Terror
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Some Good Wisdom For Our Time

May 27, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Those of low estate are but a breath,

those of high estate are a delusion;

in the balances they go up;

they are together lighter than a breath.

Put no confidence in extortion,

and set no vain hopes on robbery;

if riches increase, do not set your heart on them.

Psalm 62:9-10

Categories: Bible · Culture · Quotes
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The Hidden Costs of Continuing War Found in Fine Print of Military Service Contract

May 26, 2009 · 1 Comment

The fine print has to do with the IRR (Individual Readiness Reserves).  When one contracts to serve it is for a four-year stint of active duty, followed by a  commitment to the IRR.  Normally, the people who transition to IRR have fulfilled active duty and go into this unpaid status with designs on college or starting up a family.  It’s a civilian gig, where one is expected to show up for periodic musters.  Except we’re still fighting Rumsfeld’s Wars; thus in addition to stop-loss, soldiers can also be called up to involuntary active service from IRR, years after being discharged from active duty.

Sarah Lazare, Project Coordinator of “Courage to Resist,” reports in Truthout how one such involuntary recall came to a 26-year old veteran more than 4 years after he had served a tour of duty in Afghanistan and been discharged from active duty.

“I felt like I was being robbed of everything,” Matthew Dobbs said over the phone from his home in Houston, Texas. “I had visions of military police banging down my door and dragging me back to war.”

Dobbs, a 26-year-old former soldier who served a tour in Afghanistan from 2003-2004, was recounting a story that has become familiar in the ongoing Global War on Terror. It is the story of a soldier who, after serving a tour overseas and being discharged from active duty, received involuntary orders to redeploy to Iraq or Afghanistan years later.

“I can say, in my own personal experience, my military recruiter never went through the effort to explain what the IRR is,” said Jeff Paterson, former Marine and current project director for Courage to Resist, an organization that supports troops who refuse to fight in Iraq and Afghanistan. “Military recruiters are expert at avoiding inconvenient details of the military agreement. In my case, there was no indication that recall during the inactive term would be a realistic event.”

Dobbs had his mom tear up his activation orders.  The military did not pursue him under the Uniform Code of Military Justice and eventually discharged him from the IRR.

The good news so far is that the military isn’t acting as if they have the jurisdiction to do anything other than discharge people like Dobbs from the IRR.  Lazare reports that these discharges, while they might be less than honorable, do not affect the military benefits accrued during the honorable fulfillment of active service.

The bad news is that there are a  number of former soldiers who seem to be unaware of the option to resist involuntary conscription to active duty through IRR.

And the bottom line continues to be the unjust character of these wars we continue to fight, revealed in so many aspects of their conduct, revealed and yet still mostly ignored.   There is the dawning, yet still vague awareness that these wars are somehow wrong–wrongly fought, wrongly prepared, wrongly strategized.  But the almost willful, blind ignorance of their truly reprehensible character does not mitigate this gaping national wound that refuses to go away, even if we choose not to look at it.  Like the child who falls out of the tree house and hears a snap, feels something warm and wet running down his arm along with a growing and throbbing and deep sort of  pain, we too would rather not look at the injury.  Like the little boy, all we want is for Mommy and Daddy to come out to the yard and make things right again–”Kiss it and make it well!”  “Have a parade and wave the flag!”  Like the little boy, we may not know what is in store for us, the great ordeal of healing that is required to make us well again.  Unlike that little boy, however, you and I are responsible for getting ourselves to whatever sort of hospital is required to get us well, to begin healing from this abominable wound to our national body, mind and spirit.  We have got to get better, and soon.  Matthew Dobbs is a fortunate son, one whose character and whose friends helped steer him away from another life-threatening experience of unjust carnage.  There are many others who are not so fortunate, who are being chewed up and spit out.  Too many of our troops are committing suicide, either in the field or when they return home.  Then there are the tens of thousands of roadside bomb mutilations, the killings by enemy and “friend” alike, the continued killings of civilian non-combatants;  the continued profiteering from the twin charnel houses of Afghanistan and Iraq.

We would rather not look, hoping that somehow it is “their wound.”  Nope.  It’s ours.  And it’s not going away.  If we don’t so something soon, this wound will permanently disfigure us, if not poison us with a gangrene that will be too extensive to cut away.

Memorial Day has come and gone, but it’s still appropriate to lift up the courage of people like Matthew Dobbs, courage shown in the military theater and again at home in his resistance to unjust conscription.    That’s the sort of courage we need to get up off the ground and start heading to the hospital.  That’s the courage we need if we’re ever truly going to get well and heal from this abominable wound of these continuing wars.

Categories: Afghanistan · Iraq · U.S. War on Terror