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Entries from March 2009

Robber-Barons Doing OK; No More Golden Parachutes, Just Golden Slippers

March 31, 2009 · Leave a Comment

From McClatchy:

WASHINGTON – As the Obama administration tries to rein in sky-high executive compensation at firms that are getting billions in taxpayer funds, ousted General Motors Chief Executive Rick Wagoner is due to walk away with a pension and benefits that total $23 million.In tapping a successor to Wagoner, the Obama administration turned to another GM insider, but president and operating chief Frederick “Fritz” Henderson could see his pay fall to $500,000. Since 2006, Henderson has earned total compensation of $14.5 million, according to company reports.

Wagoner’s pension payments are being preserved even as those of rank-and-file GM workers are more at risk after President Barack Obama suggested that bankruptcy is a way to save the company.Despite being forced to resign, Wagoner, a 32-year GM veteran, is slated to receive $22.1 million in pension benefits paid over his remaining years, $535,000 in deferred compensation and $367,000 in vested performance awards, according to GM’s current annual report. Wagoner, 56, became the company’s president in 2000 and its CEO in 2003.

Under the terms of the government’s $13.4 billion in loans to GM last fall, Wagoner couldn’t receive a severance package – often dubbed a “golden parachute” – upon being forced to quit.

Categories: CEO excesses · Finanicial Crisis · Government Bailout
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Eternal Life: Much More Than Pie in the Sky, By and By

March 30, 2009 · Leave a Comment

A big tip of the hat to my pastoral colleague, the Rev. Bob,  who forwarded this along.  In reflecting on the significance of the message of eternal life in Christ, he references this following excerpt from one of the smartest and insightful Biblical commentaries you’ll ever find, Raymond Brown’s commentary on the Gospel of John.

Aionios Zoe

For God so loved the world that he gave his only Son, so that everyone who believes in him may not perish but may have eternal life. John 3:16

It is the common assumption that the words “eternal life” mentioned above means “everlasting life after death”. However, in John’s community it was understood differently. They understood God to be “The Eternal One”.. “Eternal Life” was translated from the Greek “Aionios Zoe” and John’s community understood it to mean “participation in the life of the Eternal One” PRIOR TO death. In John’s Gospel, “Eternal Life” is the life which God gives to the LIVING through the power of the Holy Spirit. Because we associate “eternal life” with “life after death” it is difficult to find language that properly translates “Aionios Zoe” into English.

When the disciples encountered the risen Lord in John 20: 24 we read: The disciples rejoiced when they saw the Lord. Jesus said to them, ‘Peace be with you. As the Father has sent me, so I send you.’ When he had said this, he breathed on them and said to them, ‘Receive the Holy Spirit’. In John’s Gospel, the coming of the Holy Spirit is equated with the coming of eternal life. This is the Good News. And, on top of it all, the frosting on the cake is that death does not stop eternal life. So, limiting eternal life to only heaven has not been true to the original intent of the author and has led to a misunderstanding of the purpose of the Christian life. It is not about having faith now to abtain a reward later.

Categories: Christianity · Religion
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Quote of the Day: A New, Revitalzied America, From the Grassroots

March 29, 2009 · Leave a Comment

h/t Michael Winship, Truthout

“We’re at a break point in our history. And it’s not just the financial system, although that’s front and center. It’s the deteriorated economy, it’s militarism looking out in the world, trying to find the next war. It’s a lot of things coming at us, all at once. I believe, on the other side of all of these adversities, we can become a better country….People at large, I don’t care whether they’re middle class or upper class or working poor or union, non-union, have to find ways to come together themselves, perhaps in very small groups at first, and talk about their own stuff. Their experiences, their ideas their convictions, their aspirations for the country, themselves, their families, and then broaden out a bit, laterally. And have more people in the discussion. They don’t have to become a giant organization, but they have to convince themselves that they’re citizens…

“That’s kind of the mystery of democracy. People get power if they believe they’re entitled to power.”

–William Greider, “Come Home, America: The Rise and Fall (and Redeeming Promise) of Our Country”

Categories: Culture · Democracy · Quotes
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March in Colorado: The Lamb Eaten by Lion as April Approaches

March 29, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Snowfall reports were as much as 22″ and the number 20 seems about right for our area. It’s melting off nicely but there is more possibly on the way by tomorrow. The only casualty I suffered was a fried satellite receiver that just couldn’t handle the repeated attempts to locate the signal through the snowfall.

Categories: Colorado · Photos · Weather
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The Gift That Keeps on Giving

March 28, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Categories: Cartoons · Finanicial Crisis · Government Bailout
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March Madness: More Blizzard Means More Norwegian Jokes!

March 27, 2009 · 2 Comments

Lena was on a trip and she sat next to a lady with the biggest, hugest, most fantastic diamond that Lena had ever seen!

“My heavens,” said Lena, “dat is da biggest, most beautiful diamond dat I have ever seen!!!”

“Yes,”  replied the lady, “that’s the famous Peterson diamond…it’s very famous because it came with a curse!”

“Vat’s da curse?”  asked Lena.

“Mr. Peterson.”

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Ole asked the stewardess as he boarded the plane, “May I smoke my cigar in here?”  Now we all know that just about all airlines ban smoking, but this flight was through a Norwegian company, Uff-Da Airlines, and thus the question.

The stewardess replied, “Ve leave dat to your discretion.  You may smoke if you don’t annoy da lady passengers.”

Ole replied, “Vell den, dat cinches it.   I’m not smokin’.  I’d rather annoy da lady passengers.”

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Ole and Lars took their wives on a fabulous vacation to a Mexican resort.  While there they fell in love with the old VW bug taxis that took them to the shopping district.  When they got back home to North Dakota, Ole and Lars decided they’d give their wives each a VW bug.  They found a helpful dealer in Fargo who delivered one bug to Lena and one bug to Hilda on the same day.   Later that day Lars called Ole in a panic.

“Ole, I got skinned on dat VW bug.  I vent out and looked under da hood and dere’s no engine in dere!”

“Don’t worry, Lars,” said Ole.  “I vent out and looked in da trunk and found dey gave me a spare engine.  I’ll bring it over to you after lunch.”

Categories: Humor · Norwegian jokes · Uncategorized
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Springtime in Colorado!

March 26, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Somewhere beyond the snow-flocked treetops and the blinding snowfall is the Denver skyline.  Somewhere.

So far we’ve got somewhere between 12-15 inches with more falling at this posting.

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Bill Maher’s “Religulous” Mockumentary Both Funny and Irritating

March 26, 2009 · 3 Comments

I just watched Bill Maher’s “Religulous,” which is more of a withering mock-u-mentary than a documentary.  Maher’s sharp, comedic wit drives this film, which opens by showing Bill visiting with and interviewing fundamentalist Christian truckers at a portable church contained in a tractor trailer and parked among all the other semi-tractor trailers at a southern truck stop.  With that sort of launching point, it’s not surprising that he treats us to other eccentric religious venues that include a fundamentalist Christian theme park in Florida, and the Creationist museum in Kansas.  He interviews a church minister whose claim to fame is using religion to “cure” his homosexuality; a Jewish rabbi who is also, amazingly, a Holocaust denier; and Muslim apologists in Denmark who do a lame job of distancing themselves and Islam from the violence that claimed the life of Theo van Gogh and still threatens the life of Salmon Rushdie.  Bill’s point throughout is that all religion and religious expressions are bad for us all and are likely to collectively suck us down the black hole of stupidity, intolerance and violence.  On one hand he makes a great point, given the recent historical evidence.  Eight years ago, 19 Muslim extremist hijackers screaming “God is great!” caused three planes to crash, killing over 3000 people.   The subsequent response from those identifying themselves as deeply religious Christians was to pinpoint human evil in a subgroup of people and then go about the business of exterminating them with an understanding that they were bringing God’s light into the darkness–by bombing, shelling, strafing and slaughtering.  And what about innocent civilian casualties?  There was barely a collective “Whoops!”

Maher is right to skewer the simple-minded and screwed-up religious people he encounters, and he deftly uncovers their simple-mindedness and screwed-upness in his interviews.  He is also spot-on to stand in the great plaza of the Vatican and ask if such lavish papal quarters are truly what Jesus had in mind.

And the bit with Maher standing in the London public square and shouting out the basic tenets of Scientology, which make him appear more lunatic than the other folks spouting their minds, is pure gold.

And yet, as I watched Bill going from the truck stop trailer-church to the Christian theme park to the Creationist museum in America’s heartland, I found myself not so much watching him debunk religion as worthless superstition; but instead seeing him move like I’ve watched a cheetah hunt on National Geographic programs.  The cheetah will stalk a herd of critters, then pick out the weakest and slowest members to run down for its meal.

Bill did not interview any religious people of substance.  There were no mainline protestant clergy featured, nor mainstream rabbis, nor mainstream muslim clerics, nor any buddhist leaders.  There was no one other than a couple of Roman Catholic priests to represent the richer, deeper dimensions of the religions he sized up and shot down using their weakest links.  The priests acquitted themselves admirably, though their screen time was limited.  Being a cheetah-like hunter and knowing he was only good at short, intense bursts, he chose to ignore other interview subjects who would have been more formidable-and here I’m thinking of someone like former Episcopal Bishop John Shelby Spong, or John Dominic Crossan.  Each would have sympathies for Maher’s premise regarding the danger of religion, and each has done amazing work in the overall effort to bring forth from Christianity a more resonant understanding of Christ for our time.  Spong, you may remember, was once a determined adversary of the late Jerry Falwell.  But Maher was more interested in the quick kill, the easy score.  Why go fly-fishing in some unknown stream when there’s a stock pond nearby where the fish are just waiting to jump on your hook; big, stupid, hungry fish.

The film is humorous and it does expose a lot of what is troubling in religious expression today.  But my main disagreement with his premise is that I see religion as a bigger, deeper and more impactful part of the human experience.  It’s too simplistic to come at religion with a post-Enlightenment, First-World projection of rationalism and denounce all religion by holding up the more lame and ludicrous aspects of it.  It would be like, say, a certain Lutheran pastor deciding he didn’t think there was any more use for comedians and talk show hosts in society and focusing in on Paulie Shore and Joe Franklin to make his case.  That wouldn’t be fair, would it?  Now that I think about it, that also would be a pretty funny film to make, with lots of room for biting satire to boot.

The other sticking point I have with Bill’s take on religion is that it ignores the powerful impact it has had for good change in our history.   The American civil rights movement was a predominately religious movement, as was the abolitionist movement that preceded it.  The struggle to liberate South Africa from Apartheid was rooted in the religious faith of ordinary people who felt empowered by a force and calling much greater than themselves.  The same can be said for the Polish resistance to Soviet oppression, the non-violent resistance rooted in and passed along through the teachings of the Christian faith.

A world-wide organization, Christian Peacemaking Team, has been at work in places like Iraq and Palestine to meet the threats of violence and oppression with non-violent resistance techniques rooted in the New Testament.

Last year an important public document was prepared by leading Muslim theologians throughout the world. “A Common Word Between Us and You,” recognizes the seriousness of the violence overtaking our world and speaks to the need for all the people connected to the three faiths rooted in Abraham to find common ground that will at least get us to stop killing each other in the name of righteousness.

Though Bill would disagree, it seems that religion is not so much to blame for the sorry state of our current condition.  It’s our long-standing human condition that got us here.  In that condition we use religion along with politics and anything else we might find useful as the levers to get what we want.  For some among us this is peace of mind and a sense of security that serves as a cocoon to shield out anything that might suggest our existence is the least bit complicated.  For others the desires might be power, control, domination of others, and great wealth.  For others the desire may be to find meaning in the midst of a meaningless existence.

But religion offers something else to people that has nothing to do with what we want and more to do with what we need.  Religion at it’s healthiest gets people to see and revere the spark of life in all living things, and also brings an awareness that this spark comes from somewhere outside our frames of perception, from a source one can describe best as “divine.”   Religion draws forth the most beautiful expressions of music and art from people, and engages people in familiar places like the mind while revealing hidden places of consciousness many would call the soul.  Religion offers a disciplined practice to deepen our awareness that we are more than the material sum of our parts and our acquisitions.

I’ve been in a church where I was suddenly overcome by a feeling that I was in a holy place and in the company of a holy Presence.  I’ve also been in a church where I felt overcome in a different way, where the best course of action was to hold an exorcism.  I’ve been in a church where the life had just about been sucked out of the place.  And I’ve been in a church where the expressions of art and music took me to a place I wasn’t expecting, a rich and beautiful place.  All of these experiences speak to the deep and complicated and often difficult aspects of the life we see and know as the religious life.

For Bill Maher to diss it in such predictable and superficial ways, well, it kind of pisses me off.  But that’s probably what he’d want from me.

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Will President Obama Listen to This Spiritual Advisor?

March 24, 2009 · Leave a Comment

The following  excerpts come from “The Crescendo of Violence,” written by Father Thomas Keating in the winter edition of the Contemplative Outreach News.

The last hundred years have witnessed two world wars, the cold war, local wars, and the horrors of genocide (the murder of thousands of noncombatants for reasons of race, nationality, religion, ethnicity, or just plain greed). In time of war one is now safer in the military rather than remaining a civilian, since noncombatants suffer a much higher proportion of casualties than soldiers.
Everyone involved in war loses, including the winners. Success is ephemeral and quickly passes. Empires of the past are gone, except for their horrendous legacies of economic inequalities that keep vast populations mired in abject poverty.A nation that supports a military/industrial complex creates a mindset that easily loses sight of basic human values. No expense seems too much for the sake of defending one’s country and its economic interests anywhere in the world. This attitude enables governments to disregard the needs of the poor at home and abroad in order to finance weapons designed to destroy as many human beings as possible. Has economic domination become for us more important than addressing the grinding poverty of a third of humanity? A billion children in the world suffer extreme deprivation because of war, disease, and poverty according to a UNICEF
report published in the New York Times.1 Millions of the world’s poor are refugees, without work,enough food, or adequate medical care.

Violence lurks in the unconscious of every one of us as an effect of our evolution from lower forms of life. Under the extreme conditions of war such as constant danger, the dismemberment of bomb victims, the hatred of mobs, or the sudden death of friends, anyone can revert to barbarism or sadistic conduct unthinkable in normal situations. Torture is the ultimate capitulation to the primitive instincts of our lower nature. It destroys the souls of victims and perpetrators alike and may radically undermine their capacity to live any kind of normal life. In people suffering oppressive treatment over a long time, despair may lead to the conviction that nothing matters, not even one’s own life. Some have chosen suicide bombing to express their desperation and hatred of enemies.
The Present Moral Dilemma of the United States
At this historic crossroads, our country stands at the threshold of its greatest opportunity-or on the brink of its demise. The fading hope of a world order based on justice and peace, symbolized by the United Nations, depends on the choice that we make at this time.  The United States as a dominant economic and military power in the world today faces a critical moral dilemma. Will we continue on the path of empire building that will inevitably collapse into a black hole of self-interest and military power? Or do we choose to be a major contributor to the emerging global community by sharing our experience and vision as the world’s predominant democratic society?
If the United States abandons its long held democratic ideals, it will seal its decline as a nation, replacing these ideals with the pseudo accomplishments of economic domination brought about by the imposition of the American brand of capitalism on the developing world.

The only fully adequate alternative to utmost violence is utmost charity: the practice of mutual love in personal relationships and among nations, even to the point of dying for the sake of the survival, enhancement, and transformation of the whole human family, past, present, and to come.

As a postscript:  last Fall, a good friend I’ve known since college asked me why I went into the ministry.  I surprised myself with my response, which was immediate, from the heart, and unlike any previous answer I’ve given to the question.  I told her that I felt like we humans were locked in a global struggle some call the War on Terror, but one I call the War on Tolerance.  It threatens to wipe us out and I feel called to do my part as God’s footsoldier to whatever I can to bring the Biblical life-principles of forgiveness, peace and agape–or charity– into that struggle.    I find it significant that religious figures such as Father Keating would seem at first glance to be detached from the world given their monastic lifestyle.  However, his article reveals that he is very much engaged in this struggle as well, and in a much bigger way.

Categories: Christianity · Culture · Justice · Love · Ministry · Religion · Violence
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Your Tax Dollars at Work

March 22, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Categories: CEO excesses · Cartoons · Culture · Finanicial Crisis
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